That was so not cool.
The dream about me being some kind of gang warlord? Yeah, that was a low fucking blow. You know I am not into that "what may have been" bullshit.
The sex dream about John Mayer? What were you thinking, psyche? That was just awkward. While he is very hot and very talented and (apparently) a kinky bastard, I strongly suspect that all that touring has left him with Things I Don't Want to Catch, and I'm not taking that risk for any musician who isn't Billy Idol.
>:| Seriously, subconscious, you need to get your shit together. I am not inclined to tolerate this sort of misbehavior any longer.
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